Box box box!

Happy Boxing Day, Boxing Day people! Boxing day time is here! Boxing Day!

Wait... FUCK Boxing Day? I mean seriously, what do I care? I don't even like boxes! They hold things? Fuck that! They keep pizza warm? Fuck that also! They allow shirts to be wrapped with some sort of structural integrity? I ALSO THINK THAT SHOULD BE FUCKED, IN THE UNPLEASANT SORT OF WAY! RAAAAAAAR!

Anyway, Ambs picked up even more MST3K, and I am full of pizza straight from my bitchin' new pizza-cook-o-tron, and there exists delicious drinks, so I'm going to go enjoy such things. Enjoy them to the max.